hail and well met!

oborolover:

ohmygod-they-were-roommates:

cmder:

oborolover:

cmder:

oborolover:

Despite how horrifying horses are they don’t have the requisite dexterity to play league of legends and therefore they will never be as disgusting as us

horses don’t need limbs to play video games their brains are wired right into the mainfr

they fucking killed her

*in a horse accent* no i’m fine!

What the fuck is a horse accent

Oh You Know

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tiddy-skittles:

These are feds discussing their government issued usernames

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doctorfeliuzumaki:

homovikings:

My uncle’s sugar daddy is sitting next to me, showing me pictures of his cat

There are sentences I expect to read and then there’s this

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threetrollsandadryad:

threetrollsandadryad:

recalcitrantquibblings:

I can’t believe how easily you all abandon the Halloween spirit just because its November now. The way I see it, Halloween isn’t over until you’re forced to take off the skeleton mask because its making your little cousin cry at Thanksgiving dinner.

You think this is a joke?

Its this time of year again

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